Something that's happened recently is that I don't beat myself up about stuff.

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.

I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.