Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

In my writers' room, which is mostly men, I get a lot of questions like "What would be the quickest way to pass as a seemingly normal guy between the ages of twenty-five and forty years old?"

Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.

More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look

Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.

I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.