Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.

All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something like that. I feel like she has fans, gay, straight, bi, who would throw themselves off a building for her.

I found it to be smooth sailing - 100 percent smooth sailing my whole career.

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.