Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that much. I think that's because they were assuming that 99 percent of the time, we'd be interacting with worthy, smart adults... They didn't ever tell me 'Sometimes you will meet idiots who are technically adults and authority figures. You don't have to do what they say.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

They talk about how men are chasers, but women are just like that too. At least a lot of the women that I know, who tend to be ambitious, professionally driven women, they love that. Like seeking something professional that is hard to get, I think they feel the same way about men.

When I have time to sit and reflect on the different situations that I face every day, I'll be able to speak more succinctly about the challenges as a woman.

Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.