Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.

I love telling press the designers I'm wearing, especially if they are emerging. That's exciting to me, supporting talented newcomers.

I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.

When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.