What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold, too. You don’t have to theatrically Purell a thousand times a day and look all panicky every time I come into the room.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

I have never regretted erring on the side of withholding information.

I work so hard and so many hours, and I've done that for years and years and years.

I don't mind that if I ever star in movies, they'll likely be mine. That's okay, because my great role models - Woody Allen, even Tyler Perry, who is actually one of my role models, even if that seems kind of strange - they do that themselves. And it's great. They build empires, and they're known as having their own voice. I think it's 20 times more fun to act on a set where I feel the freedom to change the dialogue.

I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.