I love talking about clothes with women; it's like a code because women dress for women.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.

I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up.

I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.