He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.