He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct.

I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything.

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.

All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something like that. I feel like she has fans, gay, straight, bi, who would throw themselves off a building for her.

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.