True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.

Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.

I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don't beat myself up over it.

..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've built my life around you." I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don't cry, you should stab them through the heart. You will find a fusebox.

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.