In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not the end of your friendship with a person you can't wait to talk about gardening with the for the next forty years.

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.

I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.

Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.

I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.

I always wanted to write, even before I realized that there was a comedy writers' world, or what that life was like. I never thought of myself, at least as a little kid, in terms of being the onscreen talent. I always thought it'd be so much fun to write sketches and be a writer. Even as little as 6 or 7, that's what my main interest was.