There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should I be doing this to help me get ahead? All [success] is, is doing your work and staying focused. It's boring advice, but boring good advice is what you can get from me!

Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.

I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.