Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody liked to be around a miserable person, and two, everything that I thought was so profound, everyone had already dealt with.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

I know a lot of people think of me and they like, oh that girl is really sexy, that girl is really put together, she would never do something as unladylike as a beet eating competition.

I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.

As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.