A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.
There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.