We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.

Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.

Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.