Take the back roads instead of the highways.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Elvis said, Miss Minnie, do you think it would be out of order if I go up and speak to General Stewart? I've always been such a fan of his. So Elvis went up to speak to the Stewarts.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

They were taking pictures and everything. When we got down off the plane, the minute Elvis made his appearance at the door of the plane, the screaming got even worse.

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!