Take the back roads instead of the highways.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

We have boys now, and men, in the rock and roll business and all the show business, who have this reaction on women. They scream. They yell. They do all sorts of wild things.

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

watch out fer these fellers around here. It ain't safe fer a pretty girl. Why, I had one just now tell me I looked like a breath of spring. Well, he didn't use them words, exactly. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!