It's the most unglamourous glamour business in the world.

So often when you start talking about kindness to animals someone comments that starving and mistreated children should come first. The issue can't be divided like that. It isn't a choice between children and animals. It's our duty to care for both. Kindness is the important thing. Kids and animals are our responsibility.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Elvis said, Miss Minnie, do you think it would be out of order if I go up and speak to General Stewart? I've always been such a fan of his. So Elvis went up to speak to the Stewarts.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.