The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

So often when you start talking about kindness to animals someone comments that starving and mistreated children should come first. The issue can't be divided like that. It isn't a choice between children and animals. It's our duty to care for both. Kindness is the important thing. Kids and animals are our responsibility.

They were taking pictures and everything. When we got down off the plane, the minute Elvis made his appearance at the door of the plane, the screaming got even worse.

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Roy Acuff was the first country music star to buy a home in a fashionable section of Nashville. The real estate man said, 'Mr. Acuff, how do you plan to take care of this?' since the house was very expensive at the time. Roy said, 'Would cash be all right?'