In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.

Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.

...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.