Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.