Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

Being a King sort of sucks," I said. Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit." "Blood is in this season.