I’m also fascinated by the difference between terror and fear. Fear says, “Do not actually put your hand in the alligator,” while terror says, “Avoid Florida entirely because alligators exist.

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it’s not backed up by anything but fear.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.