I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.

Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Don't think she can breathe over there, chief." drawled Shaun. "Pretty sure she hasn't kicked the oxygen habit yet.