As an actor, if you want to while shooting, you can run back to your trailer and take a nap. But you cannot do that while directing.

If i write a book it will probably be a book about how not to use the internet or a book of poetry.

I am a frustrating interviewee. I'm like Ronald Reagan. I don't remember and I don't recall.

If you can dress as a stormtrooper and go to a laundromat, or wear a sexy cheese gown in public, you might start to find "normal" social interactions a little less daunting.

When I try to use incantations at work i often find they have no effect and my coworkers just laugh at me.

I'm just trying to remember what self-respect feels like. It's a fading memory.

I've always liked sci-fi/fantasy films. I've never really followed any sci-fi television shows though. I wouldn't consider myself a fan. When asked, I think I say the Matrix is my favorite movie.