If God is watching your every move, you should probably straighten up your act a little bit.

It just amazing to me that Timeless is a bubble show, that it's just not solidly in the renew column. I think that would only happen today when we're in this golden era of television, where there's so much to watch, it's just hard to capture an audience in the first place.

I love kale. I bake it. I sauté it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale.

I am not on tumblr. I can barely spell tumblr. However, there does seem to be someone on tumblr (who copied my reddit user name) who is apparently trying to impersonate me. I like the idea that people are pretending to be me. I spend most of my time pretending not to be me.

I'm feeling pretty good. A lot of people don't know this, but I am not currently in prison, which feels great.

I occasionally go to a yoga class. Everyone looks so limber and coordinated compared to me. I feel like I scare my classmates.

I'm just trying to remember what self-respect feels like. It's a fading memory.