Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Come on 'long prosperous life!'
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.