I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
Mitch HedbergI got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.
Mitch HedbergI want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
Mitch Hedberg