I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.