I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college.
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.
I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.