Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.