When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.