I think politicians sometimes badly underestimate the true feelings that Americans have for the land.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
If nominated, I shall run to Mexico. If elected, I shall fight extradition.
Let's turn inflation over to the Post Office. That'll slow it down.
The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician.
For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.