The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician.

For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.

Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them.

Let's turn inflation over to the Post Office. That'll slow it down.

One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.

If nominated, I shall run to Mexico. If elected, I shall fight extradition.

Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.