In terms of wilderness preservation, Alaska is the last frontier. This time, given one great final chance, let us strive to do it right. Not in our generation, nor ever again, will we have a land and wildlife opportunity approaching the scope and importance of this one.

Let's turn inflation over to the Post Office. That'll slow it down.

One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.

For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.

Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them.

If nominated, I shall run to Mexico. If elected, I shall fight extradition.

Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.