For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.Then you go to an anti-immigration website chat room and ask, "What's all this about George Bush proposing amnesty for illegal aliens?"

I love that vinyl is actually growing in popularity, and that there are so many great record stores.

I've been having a midlife crisis since I was four years old.

Old people go to the polls because they can't get erections, young people stay home, do drugs and have sex.

When I was fifteen years old, the only distinction in music my friends and I made was [that] there's music made by people with short hair and music made by people with long hair.

God took his chosen people and we are what's left. He looked at what's left and thought: I could kill you all, but let's see what happens. A little social experiment.

I used to have a lot of envy for those musicians who have been universally loved.