When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics.
MobyI'm envious of people who can sleep as long as they want. I have the circadian rhythm of a farmer.
MobyOne time I was doing an interview for a gay magazine and halfway through the journalist found out I wasn't gay. He said, 'Sorry, I can't continue the interview.' Because they only had gay public figures in their magazine. I felt so crestfallen. I wanted to tell him: but I play fundraisers for gay marriage! I'd rather my kids were gay than straight!'
MobyBritney [Spears]'s actually kind of like a broken-down shell of a human being, that's what makes her so endearing and compelling.
Moby