I would like to be like my father and all the rest of my ancestors who never married.

Our minds need relaxation, and give way unless we mix with work a little play.

Two wives? That exceeds the custom.

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

I always do the first line well, but I have trouble doing the others.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores.

And knowing money is a root of evil, in Christian charity, he'd take away whatever things may hinder your salvation.