It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.
How easily a fathers tenderness is recalled, and how quickly a son's offenses vanish at the slightest word of repentance!
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.