The true touchstone of wit is the impromptu.
Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same.
A woman always has her revenge ready.
Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.
People are all alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ.