I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
You only die once, but you will be dead for a very long time.
I have the knack of easing scruples.
Birth is nothing without virtue, and we have no claim to share in the glory of our ancestors unless we endeavor to resemble them.
There's a sort of decency among the dead, a remarkable discretion: you never find them making any complaint against the doctor who killed them!
Grammar, which knows how to control even kings.