Each day my reason tells me so; But reason doesn't rule in love, you know.

Assassination's the fastest way.

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.

I believe that two and two are four and that four and four are eight.

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

He makes his cook his merit, and the world visits his dinners and not him.

We always speak well when we manage to be understood.