The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.
Once you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and all the rubbish good sense.
If Claret is the king of natural wines, Burgundy is the queen.
It is the public scandal that offends; to sin in secret is no sin at all.
I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.