No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living.
The true touchstone of wit is the impromptu.
When there is enough to eat for eight, there is plenty for ten.
The ancients, sir, are the ancients, and we are the people of today.
Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.
Cover that bosom that I must not see: souls are wounded by such things.