A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

When we are understood, we always speak well, and then all your fine diction serves no purpose.

We are all mortals, and each is for himself.

According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

With a smile we should instruct our youth.

The only people who can be excused for letting a bad book loose on the world are the poor devils who have to write for a living.