There is nothing so necessary for men as dancing.

Once you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and all the rubbish good sense.

[Dom Juan] believes neither in Heaven, nor the saints, nor God, nor the Werewolf.

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws.

Everything that's prose isn't verse and everything that isn't verse is prose. Now you see what it is to be a scholar!

Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.

A woman always has her revenge ready.