I live on good soup, not on fine words.
Once you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and all the rubbish good sense.
The envious will die, but envy never.
Two wives? That exceeds the custom.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.