Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.

It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side.

Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.