Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.

Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.

Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

Of course, it has never paid much.