Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

We've had trickle down economics in the country for ten years now, and most of us aren't even damp yet.

Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.

I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.