Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.

I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government.

I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing "Go"?

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.

Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side.