I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.
Either we figure out how to keep corporate cash out of the political system or we lose the democracy.
The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.