Of course, it has never paid much.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

I think most of us become nicer as we get older, less judgmental, less full of certitude; life tends to knock a few corners of us as we go through. Cancer, divorce, teenagers, and other plagues make us give up on expecting ourselves - or life - to be perfect, which is a real relief.

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority.

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day