Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

Most of us think of government as them. Yet government isn't Them: It's us.

Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent sets the standards across the board in salaries, benefits and working conditions. If you are making a decent salary in a non-union company, you owe that to the unions. One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.