This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party.

I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing "Go"?

Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.

...you could have knocked me over with Michael Huffington's brain.