It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side.
Molly IvinsIt is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.
Molly IvinsI don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.
Molly IvinsBe outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
Molly IvinsI am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.
Molly Ivins