The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.

When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it?

Listen to the people who are talking about how to fix what's wrong, not the ones who just work people into a snit over the problems. Listen to the people who have ideas about how to fix things, not the ones who just blame others.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.

Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.