The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

The advantage of being able to identify sin is that you can go out and do it, and enjoy it.

nothing like a few restful weeks contemplating the decline of civilization to restore the humors. What I did on my summer vacation was listen to a lot of people talk about the decline of practically everything - you could call it the leisure of the theory class.

Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.

Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.

no one has ever accused Texas of being in the vanguard of social progress. This is the most macho state in the U.S. of A. By lore, legend, and fact, Texas is 'hell' on women and horses.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.