Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.

We've had trickle down economics in the country for ten years now, and most of us aren't even damp yet.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.